Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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