Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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