Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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