At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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