So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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