Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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