Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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