they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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