oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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