Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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