I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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