At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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