I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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