I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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