I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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