and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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