And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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