the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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