you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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