I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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