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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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