Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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