she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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