I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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