People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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