I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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