Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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