i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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