make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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