its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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