he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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