Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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