So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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