hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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