If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Mom said you looked used
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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