It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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