Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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