dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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