quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
