wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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