Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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