fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I looked at my own cervix.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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