When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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