Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Pooping to opera.
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