While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
