You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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