I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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