Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
