we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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