'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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