About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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