So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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