Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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